All my love for my toilet paper. It something between us, it gives me power for the call of NATURE It was all mine. It waits for me in the house, it only even stays where I put it! It's never losing me around, it never let me down. My love for all those sacrificing to be used! Now they are loved. But one day... I was called by the call of nature! Now I have to go with this yucky toilet with poor toilet papers! It makes me cry when I see them on every corner of every toilet. Now, I need to put my brownies on the hole so after that.. HOLY COW TOILET PAPERS ARE GONE! I have nothing to wipe in my ass. NOOOO But this kid is so kind! : [Tearing in the eyes. [Please remove the onions. Murmuring] : Hi sir (out of the stall, of course.) what help do you need? I see you are in serious trouble.. : Do you have any paper towel/toilet paper around there? : Yes, I have. What would the toilet paper have a problem with you? :Can I have it? I need to wipe.. :Okay sir but I'am also on the call of nature. After you're done sir can you give it back? [rolls the toilet paper] : Sure sure.. I wipe the brownies and quietly stand up. OMG I DID NOT LEFT ANY SINGLE PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER!!! What should I do now? IDEA! Since there is a removable window at the top of the stall, I'am gonna get there and leave the kid with no attention! Muahahaha. [I did that idea and the boy's parents are waiting for him. Oh boy, what is happening on the kid now?] TOILET PAPER DOES HELP ME NOT SMOKE TOILET PAPERS
Probably you didn't read the first chapter before this. Zed, you said I scammed and was called by call of nature.