WALLET

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HeroDerp_, May 1, 2013.

  1. I love my wallet than anyone! It gives me cola and a gadget to get! I'm so in love with my wallet, its the most precious thing I had!

    But one day... 

    When I got this girl, my wallet seems to old I realized! It didn't have any spare money other than flies.  MY WALLET.

    Now.. Every time I see my wallet having no money, I cry...  [Can you please remove the onions?]

    BUT RECENTLY, ONE TIME..

    : Hey dude, wanna get some $$$?
    : Sure, what should I have to do? Buy a condom? What size? Small?
    : Fuck you, no. I'm gonna give you $20 if you'll gonna open my pickles.
    : Sure.. [Gets the pickle jar]
    : I'm giving you 1 hr to open that. [Leaves]

    What does this guy seems to have problem with. He got 60 packs but I think they're jelly packs. Hmm..

    I tried to open the jar. It didn't worked! 
    I need to get $20 so the fly won't come by again my wallet!

    IDEA! I'am gonna get to home, get my old pickle jar and smash the task jar and put those pickles on to the old jar! >:D

    I got back in the place with the jar,  Saw the guy, handed the jar and he opened it..

    HOLY COW HOW THE MUTHAFUCKA JAR!?

    I got the $20 and said, don't taste it! I quickly run away.

    I GOT $20
    I even got a $5 on the park when I was walking.

    WALLET = $25

    YAY, FLIES DON'T COME BY NOW!
    
     
  2. I'm totally confused
     
  3. .-. hHaArRdD bBuUmMpP
     
  4. This was pretty entertaining :3.
     
  5. The fuck did I just read?
     
  6. It's pointless. :3
     
  7. Make another one >:0.
     
  8. >:0 NEXT TIME I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.
     
  9. i loved it
     
  10. random, you scammed someone, your wallet restored to glory...

    worthy of my praise
     
  11.  YOU GOT THE HIDDEN ANSWER!
    You may redeem your zolt cola at any time. ,_,
     
  12. Yup. ._.
    I scammed the dude.
    That's why I put 'Don't taste it!' Because those pickles have little broken glasses. ._.

    It would be painful. :s

    When you redeeming the zolt cola? I need money first. ._.
     
  13. 
    i have long term cola but he needs cash now!

    call your pupil, get a dv now! get a dv now! get a dv now!
     
  14. My pupil is on SFW. 
     
  15. that sux