I love my wallet than anyone! It gives me cola and a gadget to get! I'm so in love with my wallet, its the most precious thing I had! But one day... When I got this girl, my wallet seems to old I realized! It didn't have any spare money other than flies. MY WALLET. Now.. Every time I see my wallet having no money, I cry... [Can you please remove the onions?] BUT RECENTLY, ONE TIME.. : Hey dude, wanna get some $$$? : Sure, what should I have to do? Buy a condom? What size? Small? : Fuck you, no. I'm gonna give you $20 if you'll gonna open my pickles. : Sure.. [Gets the pickle jar] : I'm giving you 1 hr to open that. [Leaves] What does this guy seems to have problem with. He got 60 packs but I think they're jelly packs. Hmm.. I tried to open the jar. It didn't worked! I need to get $20 so the fly won't come by again my wallet! IDEA! I'am gonna get to home, get my old pickle jar and smash the task jar and put those pickles on to the old jar! > I got back in the place with the jar, Saw the guy, handed the jar and he opened it.. HOLY COW HOW THE MUTHAFUCKA JAR!? I got the $20 and said, don't taste it! I quickly run away. I GOT $20 I even got a $5 on the park when I was walking. WALLET = $25 YAY, FLIES DON'T COME BY NOW!
Yup. ._. I scammed the dude. That's why I put 'Don't taste it!' Because those pickles have little broken glasses. ._. It would be painful. :s When you redeeming the zolt cola? I need money first. ._.
i have long term cola but he needs cash now! call your pupil, get a dv now! get a dv now! get a dv now!