Yo momma so stupid i told her it was a cereal killer outside she came out with a spoon. Yo momma so stupid she eat an m&m and though she was pregnant
Your momma so fat that when she cries because there's no more food theres flash flood warnings on tv.
Yo momma so fat that I had to put hazard lights on her ass so she wouldn't hurt anyone when she backs up
Yo mama soooo ugly.... that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama soooo ugly.... that rice krispies wont talk to her!
Yo mama sooo fat... she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Yo mama sooo fat... when I yell, "Kool-aid!" She comes crashing through the wall!
Yo mama sooo old... when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama sooo old... when I told her to act her age....she died!
Yo mama sooo stupid....she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. Yo mama sooo stupid... she thought meow mix was music for cats.
Yo momma so fat she fit on both sides of family Yo momma so black she went into jacuzee and made coffee