yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChickeNuggets2, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. Your momma's so fat that the whale's sing " we are family even though you're fatter than me"
     
  2. Yo momma so stupid i told her it was a cereal killer outside she came out with a spoon.

    Yo momma so stupid she eat an m&m and though she was pregnant
     
  3. yo momma so fat she pleasures herself with gravy while staring at a bucket of KFC ..
     
  4. Your momma so fat that when she cries because there's no more food theres flash flood warnings on tv.
     
  5. Yo momma so fat that I had to put hazard lights on her ass so she wouldn't hurt anyone when she backs up
     
  6. yo mama so stupid she fell out a window and went up 
     
  7. 2Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her!!
     
  8. Yo mama soooo ugly.... that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo mama soooo ugly.... that rice krispies wont talk to her!
     
  9. Yo mama sooo fat... she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

    Yo mama sooo fat... when I yell, "Kool-aid!" She comes crashing through the wall!
     
  10. Yo mama sooo old... when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

    Yo mama sooo old... when I told her to act her age....she died!
     
  11. Yo mama sooo stupid....she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

    Yo mama sooo stupid... she thought meow mix was music for cats.
     
  12. Yo momma so poor she wave around a popsicle and call it air conditioning!! Bah!!
     
  13. Yo momma so fat she fit on both sides of family
    Yo momma so black she went into jacuzee and made coffee
     
  14. Yo momma so poor she gotta cockaroach as a family pet
     
  15. *Co¢karoach is bleeped out?
     
  16. Creepy caterpillar!!!
     
  17. Yo mama so fat she look she ate my mansion
     
  18. You got a mansion