Yes? No?Maybe?

Yeah sure




Why are one direction so cute?

 

They're not




Why am I hungry?

 

Because you havent eaten yet.


Why am I so bored?

 

Because no one has entertained u yet.





Why am I not drunk on a Saturday? 

 

You haven't had a drink yet. 





Why are unicorns so sparkly?

 

Coz they glitters their asses 




Who has a ninja penguin?

 

i do


Why im i so happy

 

Cause I'm answering your question 


So who's gonna answer mine?

 

Not me 




Why aren't you eating a bagel right now?

 

Coz I'm eating peanut butter




Why are u still awake right now?

 

Bc im talking ro my fiance

Why are u not danceing

 

Zed knocked me up is why


Why did I have to rent a hubby

 

To*

 

bc ur not marry

Why is pimd addicted

 

Charmed I'm married in rl


I don't know why?


When will pigs fly

 

Definitely not soon 


Why did she ask that? 

 

I can't think of a question



When will kitty's bark???

 

after 3hours 






Are you mad bro ?

 

Not a bro & nope happy as hell


Have u shower latelly

 

Nope me stinky pants over here




Why can't I sleep?