Do you like nuts? Yes. Cause ima put deez nutz all over yo face. (I was writing ghetto in the 3rd line, ignore it)
try this for a smile So there I was, fishing, and running out of bait pretty quick. I look around n see this water moccasin with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait, n since I knew he couldn't bite me with his mouth full, I grab him, take the frog n put it in my bait bucket. Now I've got a ticked off moccasin in my hand. What to do? So I decide to pour a shot in his mouth, n he goes limp. Problem solved. I put him in the lake n go back to fishing, using the frog. 20 minutes later, I feel a nudge on my foot. It's that water moccasin, back again, this time with 2 frogs in his mouth.. Life is good.
3 beautiful women die and are on the steps to heaven. There are 100 steps. Of the women there is a brunette, a blonde, and a ginger. God meets the three of them at the first step: " Here are the steps to heaven. At each step is an angel with a joke of life. If you do not laugh you can move on to the next step. If you laugh you cannot enter heaven." The threee proceed and they all do well upon the steps. The brunette laughs at the 50th step and falls off the stairs to hell. The ginger makes it to the 75 th step, laughs, falls and goes to hell. The blonde makes it to the last step, meets God at the last step: " Finally, Congradulations. I will now tell you the final joke of life" The blonde woman then starts laughing very hard, she is almost unable to stop. God: " Dear child, what is so funny? I have not even told the joke yet." Woman: Hehe, I just got the first joke.