one day i was out fishing, happend to my fishing license, as i was pulling my boat to the dock a game warden walked up to me and asked me for my license, i replied no sir, these here are my pet fish, i bring them to the lake and let them swim for awhile, then i call them back an they jump into my bucket, the game warden replied how stupid do u think i am, i would love to see that, so i proceeded to let my fish go, after awhile the game warden asked, when are u going to call your fish back, i replied, what fish sir
Same j31the middle was the funniest bit,it should have had a hilarious ending...but it didnt...soo...yea...jkgood joke
Nope I took my fish to a water park and threw it down the slide. Those kids were freaking out so much
Step 1. Go to youtube and find the Windows XP startup noise for 10 hours video. Step 2. Hide a walkie talkie in your friends house, car, job, wherever. Step 3. On your walkie talkie start playing the video. Step 4. Grab your hands and make a evil laugh. Step 5. Sleep with your friends wife. Step 6. Potatoes.