These creepy crawlies. These eight legged freaks of nature. Them nightmares, man. I don't care how fucking big or small they are. They're fucking creepy. Saw a spider the other day and tried to kill it with a cup but I missed it. ,_, So now it's somewhere in my house, plotting my demise. I swear to god, I'm calling the army. Screw burning my house down, I need a goddamn nuke to kill this sucker. It scares to see a spider but it's fucking scarier when I can't see it. But I know it's there somewhere. Plotting my demise. I need help. O.O This is what my immediate reaction should have been: >:0 Death to spiders! /).(\ Save me.
I'd rather see a spider than see a hairy ass centipede. They hide and plot how they will enter your esophagus and choke you to death.
What's really worse is killing it with a nuke, burning it to a crisp, cutting it into 99 pieces, and the next day it disappears......
I'm pretty sure they do some sort of witch ritual and revive their buddies and then they divide and conquer.
That's why I kill every spider I see with fire. Eventually they will grow into these enormous creatures as seen above and dominate the world. Anyone see that spiders movie? It was based on a terrible event from 652 B.C. Do the world a favor and KILL THEM ALL!!!!
Thats happen too me once! Saw a spider & tried too kill it but it got away. Lol i gotta watch my back now