The Story

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It began in a cave, long ago.

 

It was a blazing inferno that swept its way through the woodland, towards the mouth of the cave, where a wolf stood alone, gazing at the moon.

 

Santa's sleigh was falling from the sky, and when the wolf saw this, she thought : 'bugger, no pressies this Christmas'.

 

The wolf fell with a thump, and the blazing inferno took him...

 

Upon the hill, the wolf cub looked down into the valley.

 

Charlie Sheen jumped in a U.F.O. and flew to his home planet - Washeen.

 

He landed on the 'all nukes' button and that was supposed to be the end of the world, but nothing happened.

 

That was a diversion, and the real 'all nukes' button was at the North Pole.

 

Obviously, this didn't please the police, so they got in their riot vans and followed him.

 

Whilst the wolf rode the horse straight across the North Sea, the riot vans got stuck on the coast. However, ...

 

the titanic came and picked them up, giving them a ride to the Arctic.

 

However, he didn't say that, as there was a guest on board the titanic called Seb, who has fanciful dreams.