yo momma jokes

Yo momma is ugly went she walks down the street the street lights all ways blow out

 

All Yo momma jokes so old they expired -.-

 

Yo momma so stupid that she shoved a battery up her but and said "i got the power!"

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Yo momma's so fat she's unhealthy!


Bam!

 

Yo momma so old she farts dust 

 

Lmao Yo Momma So Stupid she Sold Her car to buy Gas... Corny :33

 

Yo mamma sooo fat she left the house in highills an came bak in flipops

 

Yo momma so fat, if she ate any more she would get fatter...

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yo mama so stupud.. she threw a rock at the ground and missed

 

Stupid**

 

Yo momma so fat, they used google earth for her school photo

 

Follow me!!!

 

Yo momma so FAT.she went to the ocean n the whales came up n sing We are family Yo momma IS FATTER THAN ME

 

Your momma so fat when she jumps she makes earthquakes 

 

Your mama is so stupid that she rips her pokets and put them in a microwave and said hot pokets yummmm

 

Yo moma so stupid she cant spell the word a.

 

Your momma is so fat, that someone thought she was a slightly under weight whale.

 

Your mom goes to college.



OH BURN!!!

 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the 17th floor of a hotel she broke through every floor.

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Yo momma so fat she err...... She went on a roller-coaster. She was sitting at the front. Before the guy started it the roller coaster went off!