WHAAAT??!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -MvP-MeatyHands, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. ELEPHANT RP You're an elephantAnd Hunters are after yo tusksOh SnapWhat do we do
     
  2. "Ju wan my tusk? I take yo teeth. Tooth fairy gon make it rain"
     
  3. Eevee all I have to say to you is 
    That's not an elephant trunk your playing with 
    P.s you need help 
     
  4. Lol well just swing them smexy trunks on them hunters OH UH AH AH lol
     
  5. "People be makin that beep beep sound when i back it up. Cuz i got dat junk in ma trunk"
     
  6. Lmao HEEHOo
     
  7. Beby, those are the most accurate elephant noises i have ever readpffveeeoooo
     
  8. 
     
  9. all must be elephants in heo
     
  10. Why was Mrs Elephant so upset?
     
  11. Because Mr Elephant was packing his suitcase
     
  12. Bah. Because Nr Elephant was packing his TRUNK
     
  13. it made sense when i spoke it
     
  14. Oh No Y'AllSTAMPEDEPlease write o this changed your life. Thesis statement required.
     
  15. .. What did I just read lmao
     
  16. Example:
    The stampede changed my life by effectively bolstering my fear of intimacy (we was all up in each others' space),
    killing my dream of having the most symmetrical tusks (Pa's tusk wacked my left one, i lopsided, now called "Droopy Head", used to be "She With Shining Tusks of Oooo"),
    and by increasing my taste for meerkats (i swallowed one when it jumped in my mouth as i ran).
     
  17. this…Made me laugh more than it should have…
    And I now have the strange urge to watch the Lion King.