Eevee all I have to say to you is That's not an elephant trunk your playing with P.s you need help
Example: The stampede changed my life by effectively bolstering my fear of intimacy (we was all up in each others' space), killing my dream of having the most symmetrical tusks (Pa's tusk wacked my left one, i lopsided, now called "Droopy Head", used to be "She With Shining Tusks of Oooo"), and by increasing my taste for meerkats (i swallowed one when it jumped in my mouth as i ran).