yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ChickeNuggets2, Apr 10, 2013.

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  1. Yo momma so stupid she put to quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent! 
     
    #21 DeluluHoe, Apr 10, 2013
  2. *two  
     
    #22 DeluluHoe, Apr 10, 2013
  3. lexi
     
    #23 InactiveZed, Apr 10, 2013
  4. yo mama so stupid, she tried alphabetizing m
     
    #24 InactiveZed, Apr 10, 2013
  5. Yo mama so fat that when she asked for a water bed they had to put a bed sheet over the sea 
     
    #25 *dkodnnif (01), Apr 10, 2013
  6. Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
     
    #26 TheAlphaLion, Apr 10, 2013
  7. aww it screwed my post up.

    it was: your momma so stupid she tried alphabatizing m
     
    #27 InactiveZed, Apr 10, 2013
  8. Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
     
    #28 TheAlphaLion, Apr 10, 2013
  9. Zed, Ampersand kills posts. Don't use it unless you have the BBCode so that it'll show ;)
     
    #29 Flinstone-PartyStarter, Apr 10, 2013
  10. Ampersand is the "And" sign.
     
    #30 Flinstone-PartyStarter, Apr 10, 2013
  11. ohh
     
    #31 InactiveZed, Apr 10, 2013
  12. Yo moma so stupid when I asked her can I have $5.00 she ripped $10 in half.
     
    #32 BrattyBarbie, Apr 10, 2013
  13. Yo moma so old her social security number is 1.

    Yo moma so ugly she made a blind man cry.

    Yo moma so fat when she runs the whole world feels an earthquake.
     
    #33 BrattyBarbie, Apr 10, 2013
  14. Yo moma so ugly if she went to hell the devil will reject her.
     
    #34 BrattyBarbie, Apr 10, 2013
  15. Your momma so old her titties drag ten feet behind her
     
    #35 BnB-Eden_likesAbeer, Apr 10, 2013
  16. Yo momma so old and fat that Noah fed her two of every animal and she became the ark
     
    #36 BnB-Eden_likesAbeer, Apr 10, 2013
  17. Yo mama so fat she covered the entire moon they called it the dark hours
     
    #37 leri25, Apr 10, 2013
  18. Yo moma so fat when she got on a ship it flipped over and sunk.
     
    #38 BrattyBarbie, Apr 10, 2013
  19. YO MAMMA SUCH A BAD MOTHER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU

    #BURN
     
    #39 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Apr 10, 2013
  20. Yo momma so fat she iron here clothes on the road
     
    #40 BebyLovey, Apr 10, 2013
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