When nature calls you better answer, if you don't answer right away, the next day you'll be like the guy in the washroom at the Mexican buffet.
TAKE A CRAP WHEN YOU NEED TO CRAP, NOT THE NEXT DAY OR ELSE YOUR CRAP WILL TURN INTO BROWN PEE AND ULL PISS IT OUT YOUR ASS AND IT WILL BURN, ALOT
Learn from my mistakes kids, if your lactose and tolerant, do not eat cheese, and if u need to got the washroom, do not wait, if the washroom is acupied, find a roomy garbage can
Or find a nice leaf with 3 leaves so you can use each leaf to wipe. Instead of using a full leaf to be green and ergonomicallly correct.