Inspired by what just happened in my club chat This is a POSITIVE game and here is how you play Simply say the phrase "I got 99 problems but (Insert words here) aint one Simple enough? Ex: "I got 99 problems and a volley aint one" "I got 99 problems and a dead cc aint one" ""I got 99 problems and this thread aint one" Basically, tell me something or someone you dont have a problem with ツ
I have 99 problems: 1) I not have enough monies to make the rents 2) Nova hatchback not starting properly 3) Ronny43 stole my clock radio 4) My neighbour Nursultan Tierliegbeg has copy my hot tub in garden, and now I see his fat wife in nude with his brother 5) I have only 400millions and must working harder for upgrading so I can hit the bullies 6) I think I finding woman's number 7 for the sexy times, but do not have the monies for pre sexy time polite rituals 7) My brother Bilo, he has lend the monies for Ronny43 payment plans but he not have enough monies to pay me back. This mean I miss sexy times and late on rents. 8) The discotheque very quiet so I not able to pick up extra bar shifts for monies 9) I have split my best Wrangler jeans trying the deep squats with woman's on each shoulder. I think I went in too deeps. I like to wear Wrangler in the discotheque as they tight around the hruhm I write more when I have times
11) The Internet people's do not understands me, even when I am writing very slowly 12) They accuse me of being the French. This I do not like and is problems for me