Why? BECAUSE THE SONG WAS SUNG. The brethren courts called the pointless threads to be made. We will now discuss Nyan Cat, Sparklers. Sparkly cupcakes, and ANYTHING ELSE THAT GLITTERS AND SHIMMERS. Do it!
SPARKLY CUPCAKES ARE ONLY GOOD WHEN THE SPARKLEZ ARE EXTRACTED FROM GRAPE LIPGLOSS AND THE CUPCAKE IS VANILLA