What was your last text?

Screen shot?? PFFFFFT


"HORSES IN MINECRAFT!!!!! :000"

 

"wbu"

 

Haven't used my phone in months..
Messages were deleted last time I used it. Lol

 

I'm gay

 

 no! how do i post a pic of my last txt

 

Deleted the text.

"What's a good movie?"

"Snakes on a plane."

"What's it about?"

"Horses... Horses on a boat."


I had no good movies in mind. Don't judge me

 

"Heading to dairy queen, meet u there"

 

"Ohhhh, looks like drool"


C:

 

Pics or it didn't happen. 

I've seen the 'snakes on a plane' one in websites many times....

 

Wait wait. On my other phone I might have one. Lemme check 

 

._. Define text

 

Boyfriend: "you don't want a mustache picture."
Me: "so freaking shave it."

 I'm vocal about my dislike of facial hair.

 

Lol I love Jurassic Park

 

Sent a picture of my new hair straightener... (Which looks like something else) and said
"I got a new toy"
Yep...

 

Hair straightener... Suuuure. 

 

Boyfriend: holy shit I'm still waiting at BK! Wtf?!?
Me: that's what happens when you'd rather eat fast food instead of my lasagna! I called the manager and told them your schemes of trying to get fat...sorry babe 

I spent two and a half hours cooking him dinner and he goes to get Burger King...he deserved the wait and I really did not call the manager  although I do know her 

 

Make a better lasagna next time.  If my boyfriend did that, he'd have some serious sucking up to do.

 

My lasagna was awesome  he tried to come back and get me to lay with him...needless to say he's sleeping on the couch by himself. I'm thinking about taking his blanket too  jerk