hypothetical attention seeking thread

A "friend of mine" has a "problem" and "he" wanted "me" to post on the Internet to get the advice if random strangers ill equipped to provide such advice, largely on the grounds of being predominantly underage / virgins / and/or idiots.

This "person I know" really wants to engage in immoral intercourse with one of his clients. She's super hot, great fun, and is potentially has a high probability of allowing access to the "tradesman's entrance".

As it stands he's not free to engage in this immoral activity due to legal ramifications of a contract nature.

"I" have impact assessed the situation for "him" and calculate that the lifetime value (LTV) impact of this would be anywhere between 2 and 5 million pounds.

For the avoidance of doubt, these costs are genuine.

Now the "gentleman in question" has a god like physique and would arguably depose Zeus himself through a demonstration enabled by two tickets to the gun show.

Ergo getting another woman "for him" would not be entirely difficult, and would not result in the imposition of any financial penalties.

So what should our "Romeo" do?

Should he seek out love true kiss, smash the brown gate in and paint it white on the way out?

Or find another shawty and holla for banking the dollar?

Who wins, you decide.

 

Just-in are you saying "this guy I know" should focus on the cash? Or the piece of ace

 

You're not very musical for a man with "song" in his name

 

Lack of musically stands regardless of how you chose to identify yourself to the world

 

So one vote for smashing the pasty ✅

 

And two people sat on the fence (probably virgins)

 

Charlie's here. Adding value.

 

There's a girl. She's hot. There's the possibility that you could make love to her the way a man of certain sexual preferences would make love to another man.

If this fornication occurs, it will cost money. A lot of money.

 

No she's not a street walker.

But it would mean contractually there would be problems.