mtg fanfiction 2- easter edition

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by InactiveZed, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. elesh norn: happy easter everyone!

    griselbrand: elly, you know no one believes in all this easter bunny, right?

    elesh norn: of course

    tamiyo: ... you couldve said that when i wasnt around... 

    griselbrand: sorry tammy i thought you knew

    tamiyo: well i didnt

    tybalt: haha i did!

    griselbrand:  how do you keep getting unsilenced??

    tybalt: periods only last for 24 hours...

    avacyn: pshh i wish...

    griselbrand: ... ewww avacyn

    avacyn: what? i was just saying!

    elesh norn: so what do we all wanna do for easter?

    griselbrand: lets kidnap and torture everyone who pretends to be the easter bunny

    tamiyo: ... you dont have to rub it in now

    tybalt: hehehe rub it in

    griselbrad: yes, a new reaso to silence him!

    update: tybalt, the fiend-blooded has bee silenced for pervyness

    tybalt: ermmm nothing changed...

    griselbrand: -face palm- ugh what has this done to us??

    tybalt: can we kill the easter bunnies now??

    tamiyo: no!

    cartman: but meeammmmmm

    griselbrand: ... eric cartman... just... no just get out of here

    cartman: hey dont tell me what to do!

    tybalt: here piggy piggy, come get some pop pie...

    cartman: ooh i love me some pot peh

    griselbrand: ... this is the weirdest fan fiction ever

    tybalt: kill him!

    update: tybalt, the fiend-blooded has been silenced for throwing a fireball at eric cartman, and instead hitting kenny. this is silencable because it shouldnt be possible to miss a target that big

    kyle: oh my god, you killed kenny!

    griselbrand: thats it!

    update: all charactors from South Park have been slaughtered by griselbrand

    avacyn: ... wait did raikor just capitalize proper nouns??

    griselbrand: sweet mother of god, what is the world coming to??

    tamiyo: i haz the easter bunny! 

    griselbrand: thanks, i was getting hungry

    update: griselbrand just "nom nom nom"-ed the easter bunny



    moral of the story: vanilla is the best flavored ice cream... period!

    griselbrand: wtf kinda moral of the story is that??

    raikor: shut up hungry





    The End

    Happy Easter
     
  2. Vanilla is the best
     
  3. I got all excited over the MtG in the subject and you dashed my hopes and dreams. How dare you! 
     
  4. epi you dont play magic
     
  5. Ypu're right, I don't. What's a planeswalker? How do I tap mana? Can I win with my Verdant Force deck that can do over 3k damage in one turn? 
     
  6. planes walkers are typically good permanents that do crazy sh*t, unless they suck (see: tybalt the fiend- blooded
     
  7. Yeah, you definitely missed my sarcasm...
     
  8. sarcasm? where