April..Fools!...Help

Make them a cup of tea/coffee and put loads of;
•salt
•sugar
•cinnamon
•etc
In it and watch them drink it...
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My friend threw the tea over me afterwards...

 

My friend peed in coffee and tried to make me drink it
And I threw it at his face

 

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