* drops a fucking letter on your doors * * it says in the least eloquent way possible * * HEY LIL MAMA LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EARS * dear fanfictioners i have found a majestic more fertile land of miracles and pie and i write this sad thread to say i am leaving these two years have been good shit but goodbye friends i have homestuck now * slaps * * wait what the fuck am I doing that shit was more eloquent than dumbledore's holy beard * * im poet * * fyi i quit write cuz i cant do jackshit with writing nymore * * just kidding i still can i just dont like ff anymore * * double just kidding ((or am i)) i dont like all this rps * * triple just kidding i just want to do some shit else * * fucking four thingy just kidding everything i said was true * * cheekychloe/goldialocks out * * if i return i expect a basket of crispy baby tears and buttocks of steels wrapped in satin bitch * * these two/halfofthree the fuck is halfofthree years were cool man * * that is all you may go * * tumblr hot mamas heres i comma , *
* if im in abettah mood i'll make this serious * * but who knows dis bitch of fire is always in a bad mood * * throws pixie dust at bad title * * throws farts at thread * * crying *