Pick up lines

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Oh god 

 

 Please don't(;

- Girl, I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there, so ima need your name and number...for umm...insurance purposes(;

 

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilized!

Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo!

 

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

I'm an astronaut, and my mission is to explore Uranus!!

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

 

Oops...

 

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

 

Is that a that??

 

Threat*

 

Nah did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away

 

Wanna be my pony?

Always works for me 

 

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I dunno. Why don't you come a little closer and find out

 

Reply to "Did you just fart"

 

I HAVE to post this one hehehehehe

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down!" 

 

There's a party in my pants.....
And urine............ vited 

 

Oooh yay!!

 

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I could practically see myself in them. 

 

*looks down*

 

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"Yabba Dabba do, make my bedrock, mommi on fire, psh red hot."

You must be my knight in shinning tin foil.

Are you hungry? I have something you can eat. 