anti- pick up lines 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013.

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  1. I'll start :

    B: did it hurt when u fell?
    G: fell from where?
    B: fell from heaven!
    G: I didn't fall from heaven I dug my way up from hell
    B: well this is awkward( he slowly turns and runs away)
     
    #1 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  2. B- wanna make mini humans!

    g- I'm on my . Get it? It's a period 

    B- ok maybe not
     
    #2 renamed14606, Mar 23, 2013
  3. My son is so weird please excuse him
     
    #3 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  4. A: Hey wanna try to make an idea opposite of an already active one?
    B: Sure!
     
    #4 iTX, Mar 23, 2013
  5. You suck




    ⇧My pickup line
     
    #5 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 23, 2013
  6. Hipster 
     
    #6 renamed14606, Mar 23, 2013
  7. Too easy
     
    #7 *LovelyKayy (01), Mar 23, 2013
  8. Who am i? Ur worst nightmare
     
    #8 *LovelyKayy (01), Mar 23, 2013
  9. OTC that was totally the idea see I'm married in rl so I made the opposite since I only use anti pick up lines hello
     
    #9 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  10. Itx* ugh autocorrect
     
    #10 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  11. -Did it hurt?
    --Did what hurt?
    -When you fell from heaven.
    --Awwwwww..
    -Cuz yo face is all fucked up.
     
    #11 ltachi, Mar 23, 2013
  12. Damn monkey good one
     
    #12 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  13. Anya u have a reel husbnd? Den u got a pimd husbnd,wow
     
    #13 *LovelyKayy (01), Mar 23, 2013
  14. I'm a mod in an online game. It's a crazy virtual world! Wanna party? No? Ok I'll just farm you. 
     
    #14 j31, Mar 23, 2013
  15. Nice one steam
     
    #15 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  16. - I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    - It's in the phone book.

    - But I don't know your name.
    - That's in the phone book too.
     
    #16 *SMiIeZ (01), Mar 23, 2013
  17. - Haven't I seen you someplace before?

    - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    ___________________________________

    - I would die for you.

    - Prove it.
     
    #17 *SMiIeZ (01), Mar 23, 2013
  18. Oh snap I like that one
     
    #18 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 23, 2013
  19. Originality! Yay! ish
     
    #19 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Mar 23, 2013
  20. - If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 

    - Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 
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    - What're you doing Friday night?

    - Not you.
     
    #20 *SMiIeZ (01), Mar 23, 2013
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