pregnancy q and a

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by renamed14606, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. I feel like since this is colledge this might help some of u crazier ppl. This is helpful answers about pregnancy

    Q-should I have a baby after 35?
    A- no 35 babies are enoughf

    Q- I'm 2 months pregnant when will my baby move?
    A-hopefully after colledge

    Q-what's the most reliable way to check my baby's gender?
    A-after brith examine it closely

    Q-my wife is 5 months pregnant and very delusional. Sometimes borderline crazy.

    A- what's your question?

    Q- my doctor says it's pressure not pain I feel during childbirth. True?
    A- yes the same way a tornado can be called rough wind

    Q-I'm the husband, do I have to be in the room during childbirth?
    A- Bro, u did this to her and unless divorce means somthing to u yes.

    Q-I'm recovering from childbirth what should I avoid?
    A- pregnancy

    Q-do I need to have a baby shower?
    A-not if u change the diaper fats enoughf.

    Q-my baby was born last week. When will my wife go back to normal?
    A- after your kids graduate colledge.


    Hope this helps u folks who have babies in this game 
     
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  3. Nice!
     
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  5. I actually enjoyed this 
     
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    "You did this to her"

    Hahahaha!
     
  7. well its not What to Expect when You're Expecting lol cheered me up though 
     
  8. i declare this thread.....A
    FUNNIFIED
     
  9. My son made this..... mommy taught him well
     
  10. Wait...... Son ur to you g to know about the birds and bees and what are u doing outta bed
     
  11. I was never here 
     
  12. Back in bed before I get daddy
     
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  14. I Love this! It was worth reading! Lol
     
  15. great thread 
     
  16. awesomely funny!!