WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HBA-MilkCurd, Mar 18, 2013.

  1. Maybe he wanted to poop on the other side of the road.
     
  2. To get to the other side... Meaning? The chicken wanted to die :3
     
  3. Chickens are dull, ignorant creatures. They focus only on the basics to survive, as most smaller-minded animals do. The chicken more than likely spotted a worm or something edible of that sort, and went to investigate in hopes of finding a meal. Whether the road was there or not, it probably would have passed in the remote area to catch its food, be asphalt or gravel or dirt or grass in its way.
     
  4. Why did the stoner cross the road? Who else would follow a chicken?
     
  5. The chicken thought that the car was moving faster but alas the chicken shall live another day
     
  6.  He didn't



     got hit by a car
     
  7. the chicken crossed the road to buy the newspaper cookies articles are in ? 
     
  8. Because they want to die or maybe they want to rock on the road kikikiki
     
  9. To run away from you
     
  10. To get a better joke.-.
     
  11. Because it was so pathetic for the Chicken to stay on the other road.
     
  12. To get 00_Bicep silenced for 24 hours 
     
  13. It's not a joke  it's a legitimate question. Nognog 
     
  14. But it did get u silenced 

    Treasure  behave and don't get silenced again my precious tutor
     
  15. Because he wanted to
     
  16. Because Fuck logic
     
  17. Because that chicken was too dumb to fly *facepalm*, duh!
     
  18. because you didnt cook it well enough 
     
  19. Because the chicken was fried and in a bucket carried by me n I had to go to across the street to get my nails done