the worlds shortest story ever

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by the_destroyer, Mar 13, 2013.

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  1. One day there was a guy by the name of jack his sister was a pain in his back. She talked about nothing but one direction. Jack went to the store bought a gun and killed one direction because he was tired of hearing about auto-tuned talentless insects.
    The end
     
    #1 the_destroyer, Mar 13, 2013
  2. I completely forgive you for that roleplay thread. You are my god.
     
    #2 *Funnymouth (01), Mar 13, 2013
  3. ... Awesomest. Story. Ever.  "Auto-tuned talentless insects"=
     
    #3 *-Magical_Rani4- (01), Mar 13, 2013
  4. I think that was the most amazing thing I have ever read in my life number one fan right here haha


    -starts selling t-shirts-
     
    #4 Southern_Angel, Mar 13, 2013
  5. I want the writer of that one direction fan fiction to read this. An argument would be ensured.

    Let me grab some popcorn.
     
    #5 tash777, Mar 13, 2013
  6. -takes a bow-
    Thank you thank you this story is based on what I think because my sister never shuts up about them
     
    #6 the_destroyer, Mar 13, 2013
  7. I like 1 Direction but I have to admit I would shoot them all if I could. Well all but Niall and Louis anyway.
     
    #7 ChocolateFlavoredMilk, Mar 13, 2013
  8. BEST STORY EVER! I PRAISE YOU. IF YOU WERE A RELIGION I WOULD CONVERT! 
     
    #8 Drake_Lover12, Mar 13, 2013
  9. OMG IT'S GOD 0.0
     
    #9 AngisLove, Mar 13, 2013
  10. You guys, it might be awesome but there's no reason to get so happy happy over it.
     
    #10 *Ashlyn22 (01), Mar 13, 2013
  11. GREATEST FREAKING STORY EVER
     
    #11 -Knight, Mar 13, 2013
  12. I am a religion it's called proofist I only accept things to exist if people can show me proof
     
    #12 the_destroyer, Mar 13, 2013
  13. My religion is Christianity
     
    #13 *Ashlyn22 (01), Mar 13, 2013
  14. Amen legend
     
    #14 *hiUroll (01), Mar 13, 2013
  15. Just going to remind you legend you still haven't given me the proof that you claimed to have to prove god exists
     
    #15 the_destroyer, Mar 13, 2013
  16. God*

    And I can see the proof. It's in my life.
     
    #16 *Ashlyn22 (01), Mar 13, 2013
  17. -sobs- such a beautiful story! Bravo! Bravo!
     
    #17 S3AN_DA_BOMB, Mar 13, 2013
  18. If this thread becomes the site of a religious argument I'll make sure you have a bad night.
     
    #18 *Funnymouth (01), Mar 13, 2013
  19. Akiko, you have no right to be threatening anyone, given that it's not your thread.
     
    #19 *Ashlyn22 (01), Mar 13, 2013
  20. And so it begins....ill be going now
     
    #20 S3AN_DA_BOMB, Mar 13, 2013
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