Anti-Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 10, 2013.

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  1. Why does the guy say bye to his mom?

    Cause hes leaving her house
     
    #21 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 10, 2013
  2. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?


    A prime candidate for corrective footwear.
     
    #22 *-ScooterTex- (01), Mar 10, 2013
  3. What do you call a smart asian?




    An asian.
     
    #23 iTX, Mar 10, 2013
  4. A cat the end
     
    #24 *-Wate (01), Mar 10, 2013
  5. SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER... by her real name because i dont let her body describe her personality
     
    #25 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 10, 2013
  6. So a guy walks in a bar…
     
    #26 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 11, 2013
  7. Hey, the eighties called,
    They were really excited about making a phone that could call the future
     
    #27 --SCOOTER--, Mar 11, 2013
  8. What do you call an African-American guy flying an airplane?




    A pilot.
     
    #28 ltachi, Mar 11, 2013
  9. Bump :)
     
    #29 ManyPeople_Hey1, Mar 12, 2013
  10. What does a fisherman do?
    fish of course
     
    #30 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 12, 2013
  11. Guy walks into a bar







    Ouch
     
    #31 *wingshadow (01), Mar 12, 2013
  12. ⇧
     
    #32 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 12, 2013
  13. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

    A: Red paint.
     
    #33 -SW-iDrunkChristie, Mar 12, 2013
  14. Jopo made laugh. Out loud. True story
     
    #34 Vice, Mar 12, 2013
  15. How do you confuse a blond?

    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
     
    #35 -SW-iDrunkChristie, Mar 12, 2013
  16. Good one ⇧ lol
     
    #36 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 17, 2013
  17. What has 4 wheels and you drive it? A car
     
    #37 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 17, 2013
  18. Who's gonna lose a fight? You
     
    #38 IIlIIIllllIllIXIlllIIIIllIlIl, Mar 17, 2013
  19. Thered alot of cool threads today
     
    #39 *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 18, 2013
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