I approve this thread! I may not know you, but you're ok in my book. (Nice Freddy Mercury reference btw. I doubt our Bieber loving teen trolls will get that though)
I will pay a Kings Ransom if someone can find Brad and bring him back to my kingdom. It will require a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make you a nightmare for people trying to escape from my Kingdom
Some amazing quotes from my campaign of agricultural reparations Stop attacking me (3x hits) - I might have farmed you but that doesn't mean you should hit me back You better stop hitting (club member name) now, I don't care if she/he/transgender farmed you You took X billion from me! Why did you hit me?
The kingdom will be segmented in to 3 broad sections of the population Will Pay - Will pay the reparation tax, and will do so via volleys / drop volleys etc Can't Pay - Cannot pay the cash by being farmed, but will volley Won't pay - Refuses to pay reparations = farmed
I will never pay, farm me this day. What will you say, for me not giving you the hay! Free you say, over my dead body! Devs make decisions, based on faulty information, Make funny threads, and please don't go back on your meds. For the 5x hit rule, is not even cool! So keep the jokes coming, or I'll farm you until Betty is satisfied. The community has been over run, the noobs and pervs have all the fun. Lay off Ronny and the team, support is now run by the queen! We do the best with what we got, so farm the noobs until they are naught! Welcome back Wayne. I almost feel bad for farming you when you were gone. Then again never mind.
King Wayne does not judge the transgender community. I just double the taxation. You cannot be half pregnant. Not should you touch your own love pillows while firing the porridge cannon. Not without double taxation anyway. ✅
Ski, Are you thus titled because of your expertise in vigorously handling a "pole" in each hand while being covered in the white stuff?
I love you Wayne That bring said I'm a poor noob who can't pay your taxes, I will move into a neighboring kingdom immediately