Anti-Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *BH-_-BeenHereSinceDayOne (01), Mar 10, 2013.

  1. I love them
    and i have alot of them i would like to share

    Please share some with me okay?
    Heres a few



    So i guy jumps off a plane. . .
    hes dead now


    What did one tree say to the other?
    Nothing trees cant talk

    What did the doctor say to the patient?
    you have cancer
     
  2. Why did Amy fall off the swing?
    Because she has no arms.
     
  3. I love anti jokes 

    Why did the boy drop his ice cream? 

    He was hit by a bus 
     
  4. This is your fourth post within 24 hrs. Please stop spamming forums with posts and adhere to the ToU please. Thank you.
     
  5. What did Batman tell Robin to get him in the Batmobile?



    Robin get in the Batmobile
     
  6. Tim and Sheran had 2 kids

    They lived in a 2 bedroom house
    They slept in one room
    there kids shared a room



    Sheran is now a widow
     
  7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa,Not like the other passengers of his car.
     
  8. How do you wake Lady Gaga up?





    You set an alarm for a reasonable hour
     
  9. Why was the child crying?
    Because her daddy beats her.
     
  10. Knock knock?
     
  11. Not the Amy you were talking about earlier.
     
  12. A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
     
  13. So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.





    They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.
     
  14. A husband and wife got married
     
  15. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
     
  16. Four blondes are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.
     
  17.  One time this girl walked into Walmart


    She brought shampoo 
     
  18. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?



    'Wheres my tractor?!?'