I love them and i have alot of them i would like to share Please share some with me okay? Heres a few So i guy jumps off a plane. . . hes dead now What did one tree say to the other? Nothing trees cant talk What did the doctor say to the patient? you have cancer
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Tim and Sheran had 2 kids They lived in a 2 bedroom house They slept in one room there kids shared a room Sheran is now a widow
A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
Four blondes are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.