February 10 Dear diary, Its been such a long day that I didnt get a chance to visit you.But, I am now so shutup!! Today I went into the jacuzzi in the backyard with the wife. The jacuzzi sits elevated right above the pool which is significantly colder. Since it was a somewhat chilly day out and we both needed relaxin we both got into the jacuzzi and I turned the heat up to max. We were talkin and havin fun just floating around. Steam and water vapor starts to arise and we fall back as we relax at an even deeper level..... mmm Eyes closed hands together hot water bringing us closer.. Hot water. Hotwater. HOT water! Hot WATER! The water started reaching high temperatures. We were in a boiling pot ready to be cooked. I slowly, with struggle, walked towards the temperature knob on the other side.My wife was struggling to get out but couldnt all by herself. It was a pretty deep jacuzzi and our old age just couldnt allow it. I touched the knob but it was searing hot! Who puts a metal knob for a freakin temperature regulator? ? Everytime I touhed it, my finger would burn even more and the water grew hotter still. That water was turning gorgeously hot. And not in the good way. It was a succubus waiting to burn off our flesh. I paddled over to my wife and we both went to the edge of the overflow of the jacuzzi and painfully slipped over into the swimming pool. The cold cold water touching my chest. Licking at every hair on my body. I gasped for breath. I struggled as my diaphram and lungs contracted for the very air that my body needs. The cramps the spasms. I couldnt move. With every movement, with every twitch, I could feel the signals soaring to my brain to send signals of pain! It was a pretty slow process as I watched each neuron recieving and recipricating electric signals. Finally, I realized I wasnt alone. A woman! An old woman was thrashing in the depths. Like a dell said, "rolling in the deep". One of the first talking computers. They can talk now too what a ridiculous feature. Let me talk to my computer because it has so much to tell me. Wow. I was able to figure out that the figure indeed was my fraik wife. As I moved closer, the cramps took full effect and I was exhausted. I needed some sleep. This whole ordeal was a sleep inducer. I fell asleep and later woke panting on my belly on the side of the pool. What a ridiculous event. I think I might need another nap.
Meh... The begenning was awesome, just an old man being ignorant and all, but now it just.... A lil more boring.. Since he got out of his character. Im not saying it because of that, it just started to go down whene he got out of character.
February 11 Dear diary, The events are kinda vague and I havent had the time or energy, but Monday was a pretty crazy day. So I wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy... that was some weird song I heard playinh from my neighbor house. If a white girl wakes up feeling like black guy theres something wrong here.. like who wakes up feeling like the opposite gender and a different race as well. What was her name? Keystore or something? No wonder.. so anyway, I wake up abruptly to this song playing super loud from the neighbors. I eat my oatmeal as usual and lm going in the back to tend to my crops. We are getting a nice big harvest of everyone's favorite, prunes!! Yum! I'm taking a stroll in the back when all of a sudden I hear some leaves shaking. Then I see some birds quickly erupting frum a few trees and taking off. I was a bit worried. Something is coming. Something big! I'm not ready. Not ready for this. Please help me. Then out of the corner, out of the bushes comes a goat. My goat francine! He looks real well and doing fine. But why did he get out? And how? So I walk up to the pen and the gate has been opened sonehow. I go inside to investigate And as I'm looking around I don't see much. I stroll over giving my hellos to each animal. They were all so excited to see me. Aah what a beautiful day. Then bam! On the side of the pen I hear a loud noise followed by a deafening roar. I look behind me and a large bear covered in blood stares me down. Oh no. Poor pen. Now I gotta fix that. Stupid bear making me do all this work. The bear starts to get closer as I back away. With a thump, the bear charges forward. I pick up my walker to defend myself but I get pushed onto the ground. The rest was a blur. I wake up in the morning to keystores music, ready for a new exciting day
Dear diary, I couldn't be bothered with anyone's opinions or anything for that matter. Think I might need a shot of ****. And sleep
March 4th Dear diary, I just woke up from the longest nap ever. It felt like a few more hours than i usually get. I was just talking to my wife earlier and she told me its been more than just a few.days. i dont believe her. Im getting really tired after all this hubbub. I think i need another nap.
Dear diary, there are children on my lawn. I have no idea how to take care of them! It's making me mad! Im furious! My ears are steaming! How dare! ! How dare they? !!! I need to take care of these kids! I need to take care of Em! They need a home and my home is open for them! They're outside.. they're outside and I'm sitting here writing this. I need to go now
Dear diary Im getting a real headache from all of this. Think i may have lost a few of my diaires from the past few weeks after that tornado