POLL: Who is the ultimate master?

Me. I am the ultimate master and all of you must bow before my greatness. Don't let the door hit your dick on your way out.

 

English. You just read English. Do you need a dictionary???

 

I thought not. You dense minded peasant.

 

Here's your fucking strippers. All I got is red heads but they give good blowies.

 

This wasn't really a poll. I'm just putting myself out there and whoring myself out. But in a good way. I shall rule over you and become your master, you weak creatures. Bow down and respect. Kiss the ground I walk on and bend over for a surprise.

 

I'm afraid that wont be possible. As I, the only one, must rule over you pathetic mortals.

 

You can be my slave, Vice.

 

You have no choice. All mortals are under my order. You must listen and respect thou master. Me.

 

Yeah? Can it be my pupil?