1.) When walking into a restaurant, ask the Host to sit you at a table with a view. Explain that you want to see the Bank blow up in two minutes, then laugh maniacally. 2.) Stand in a full elevator and pretend to be talking into your Bluetooth, even though you don't have one. Say things like, "Honey, that itch won't go away." 3.) When someone sneezes say, "Satan blessed you." 4.) Argue with stupid people. 5.) Blackmail people with pictures of their mother. 6.) Speak a foreign language at McDonald's and say you don't know English. 8.) Wear sunglasses at 2 A.M. outside. 9.) Pee in someone's cereal. 10.) Put baby powder on your butt and fart I someone's face to make a little poof.