1.) When asked about what sex or age you are, simply reply with: "I'm a potato." 2.) When Role Playing, remember. Santa is always watching you, so take it down a notch. 3.) When dropping a log in the toilet, take your shirt off. That baby will be intense. 4.) If you're at the Club someone slaps your girlfriend's butt, what to do? Return the Slab. 5.) When eating Ravioli, whisper to the chef, "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli." 6.) When you wake up in the middle of the night, almost 90% of the time, someone was watching you. Make sure you catch Santa watching you while you sleep. 7.) Don't be a douche. Just don't. 8.) When someone's at the door and you're on the Loo, tell them you're murdering someone, then do some cries as you try to push that puppy out. I guarantee they won't come back. 9.) If you're mad, and you want to hit the pillow, don't. Hit a baby. 10.) Don't follow any of these tips.
I know at least three people who do #3 every time... I was completely baffled the first time they came out of the bathroom with their shirt off.
i didn't see anything funny in your post. just a bunch of randomness. random is not the same as funny or else everytime a card was flipped, ppl would burst into laughter.