Embarrassing Moments

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Shmole, Feb 18, 2013.

  1. Hey everyone! Just post your embarrassing stories, have a laugh at other stories and have fun!
    I'll start and share a story of my own and my darling wife

    After speaking to my wife she said her most embarrassing story would have to be when she was in year12 when she fell down the stairs infront of an entire class of year7s I was with a good friend Ellen and with Sophie. Ellen ran away so Sophie and I continued through the hall heading for the drama theatre, we got to the stairs i looked down and said in a British accent "I wonder what would happen if you fell down the stairs" then Sophie (being the drama girl she is) full struck a pose with all the gestures on the edge of the stair case with her head high and said in a posh British accent "I wonder what were to happen if thy fell down the stairs" then Ellen jumped out of nowhere and yelled something like "BLAAHH!!" Sophie screamed and slipped! I couldn't help but laugh, Sophie as usual was at the bottom of the stair case giggling away and looking at all the year7s laughing and pointing at her! the following day was an assembly and that's when the Drama Co-ordinator went up and told the entire school.. Then the whole school knew and started laughing at Sophie

    My most embarrassing story would have to be when I was walking through a supermarket with Sophie doing some grocery shopping. I had a sore throat that day so my voice was a little high pitched. Sophie couldn't reach the top shelf trying to get soda. I reached up for her and she zapped my sides and that's when I let out a mini shreik and I sounded like a teenage girl! a mother and her child across from us was staring at me in the most ridiculous way!

    Haha well I have many more embarrassing stories share yours!
     
  2. 1 word... Puberty
     
  3. LoL why would I post my embarrasing moment its so embarrasing. Lol jk!!

    here's mine..

    When me and my group In college, doing our project of pavlov theory.

    Its about, the reward and punishment.

    My dog, actually our subject.

    I command our dog to do some tricks and I will give him a dog food.

    When I ran out of dogfood in my hands, I asked my dog to STAY. So i can get another food. Inside my house.

    when I turned around. I didnt know that he actually running on my back and he jumped over my jogging pants and he accidently stripped my pants in front of my college classmates.

    fortuntly, i dont wear any cyclings. So yeah. I cnt forget that ****. _(._.)_

    And there are actually visitors in our house and I didnt know them. Theyr visitors of my dad.
     
  4. I asked out a guy.... ._.
















    Who was taken ._.
     
  5. There was this one time when I literally lost my balance and did a face plant on a subway train.

    Not a pretty sight back then but when me and my pal think about it now, it was so freaking hilarious! Lol.
     
  6. Screwing a guy with a tampon inside ;)

    Can you say double penetration
     
  7. 
     
  8. BAHAHA that story reminds me of American Pie nut! and coco... LOL I can't just imagine someone on the subway full on face plant!

    you ruined the moment Gracie...
     
  9. Can***
     
  10. Most embarrassing moment for me had to have been when my cousin got married. As usual I love to be the life of the party. So I started doing keg stands, then after a bit I felt like dancing and then I noticed her the finest female my beer goggles have seen,lol. When I was a teen I was a little break dancer so I started busting moves in my suit , let me tell you not comfortable but I didn't care.

    So I start pop locking and decide to do some wind mills(spins around the floor). She's Impressed and we start to chat at a table. Time for her to go so I walked her out as I did I felt a cold breeze on the back of my legs. You guessed it I ripped my pants. Needless to say I had everyone rolling but I didn't matter I still got her number
     
  11. I slipped on a banana.....

































    Then died
     
  12. My most embarrassing moment was when I was texting my boyfriend and we were being stupid and telling each other stuff like baby you'd look good in my bed and I accidentally texted my dad baby you a ᎦᏋX god and my dad was so mad he ran over my phone and I wasn't aloud to leave the house for over a month
     
  13. If your a minor you shouldn't be doing any hanky panky anyway 
     
  14. Haha yeah tell that to a million teenagers they not gonna listen and we weren't doing anything wrong just messing around
     
  15. Ohh my nameis Sophie
     
  16. ... my most embarassing moment was way back in highschool..

    i was a comentator/reader in a mass.. dang! i said "please all be seated" when they wasn't supposed to seat yet :/ our parish priest said "please all rise"

    lmao!!! i can see on their faces that they were just trying hard not to laugh coz we are in the middle of a mass..

    hahahaha :eek:
     
  17. I'm havin' a great laugh. I guess, we all have our days, eh?

    And OP, yeah. Good thing I was wearing pants and tees that day because if I weren't. Damn. I'll go buy a grocery bag and put it on my head. Lol!