Hello world

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *I-am-iEx_I-demand-respect (01), Feb 17, 2013.

  1. I am new to this game, quite obviously. So this is my introduction to you all. I am -X. You may call me X if you so desire. I seek a mentor. Someone who will guide me through this game. Experience is preferred. We wouldn't want the blind to lead the blind, would we?
     
  2. I'm the greatest player on here.

    Everybody else sucks, and they are blind.

    So don't listen to they asses.
     
  3. .... I'm speechless to be on the presence of he who thinks himself to be God.
     
  4. I always make people speechless.

    Yes, I know! I'm pure awesomeness.
     
  5. Or rather, the exact opposite
     
  6. Proper grammar!
     
  7. You won't see me typing like a child, Cindy. I give you my word.
     
  8. I guess I'm the first to say, welcome to party in my dorm. We hope you enjoy your stay.

    That being said, this person looks very promising.
     
  9. Are you new to all ATA (the developers) games? Or is PimD your first? 
     
  10. KFA help

    hello to all how about joining in my KFA CLUB
     
  11. This is my first. I randomly came about this game on the App Store.
     
  12. This could probably be the only time im going to say this, but, i agree with Herp.

    Welcome -X. If you arent familiar with with the ToU and RoC, i highly recommend skimming through them. Take a peek at all of the stickied threads that can be found in most of the forum's sections.

    Look in the Club section of Forums and find the right club for you. You could also do a little research and find Training Clubs to the very ones that are on the LeaderBoard.

    As for a mentor, lurk around a bit. Dont be afraid to make mistakes, experience is the greatest teacher. Try different strategies to the game, join different types of Clubs, talk to different types of people. However, Im biased and would tell you to join a war club and hit some actives.
    Get some could volley money and a pupil that will support you. Ask any questions you might have in the stickied Questions thread.

    Cheers bud and happy partying ;)
     
  13. Whoever ends up keeping you is probably a good fit! I've seen who has hired you away from me so far, and I can assure you all, except Vice, would be a great teacher! Ask them for help in terminology (I can assure you, we have a lot), strategy, money-making tips, and anything you can't find in forums!
     
  14. Just out of curiosity, how do the people of this game take trolls? I make a fine troll when I want to be one.