So ladies, what's your ideal man? Is it someone who knows he's way in the kitchen? Someone who's romantic? Or maybe funny? Is it an added bonus if the guy's job comes with a uniform..? bored here and just...this thing just suddenly came out of me. So why not make a thread about it.
Fat, greasy. Buck teeth. Bad odor. Beer belly. Balding. Terrible toe nails. Smelly feet. Super hairy. Named Billy bob.