Hello fruity ladies and repelling mustards. I am obviously CornDog (I felt the need to mention who I was. That ugly blue font isn't enough.) and this is obviously a thread. If you didn't know that, you should really see a doctor. Lettuce is green. That's my important missive. What's important about lettuce being green, you might want to ask. My answer is simple. I don't fucking know. If porcupines were fruits, they'd be pineapples. And cucumbers would remain vegetables. Don't forget to have a lot of babies... 'Cause I want a wife later and if you make more of them girls, I have better chance in getting a sexy one. But we never know, with faces like yours. See ya'all in my next important missive.
If you're old enough to be talking about getting married, you're too old for my future daughters. Stay away!!!!!
Love the thread. And to questions, go bac to double standard issue. Alot f old women want young guys such as Edward from twilight and Justin Bieber, so why is it so bad for a guy to want the same? And he has very valid points