I'm going to cry. ,_, Someone, please help me. I can't stomach another dumpling, because the dissolving pile of 500 in my stomach is currently making me look like either a pregnant woman or a foodie trying to melt her depression away by learning the art of the obese. I can't stomach another bite of chinese food. I'm sorry. I can't. I don't know how we Asians even do this because there were fifty fucking plates full of food in front of us and all I could do was try to stuff my face with dumplings and all sorts of mandatory CNY food. It doesn't help that all my clothes look so wrinkled like my great-grandmother and soppy and stained like someone just threw it in the mud to let it rot. ,_, And do you know what that means? I wear a qipao that will show off my godzilla-sized stomach. Seriously, traditional clothing is a gift from our ancestors BUT FUCK I JUST ATE 500 DUMPLINGS I'M NOT GOING TO PUKE IT ALL UP. I am determined AND I SHALL TRIUMPH. But yeah, I wasn't taking that risk so I ended up wearing my WIP cosplay clothing. And a stained shirt (oh my God I simply can't do myself any justice today so pigged out //sob). YOU CAN'T FORGET THE STAINS ON THAT SHIRT. God it looks like someone had a giant meal with my shirt as a tablecloth. A fat, saucy meal consisting of sauce, sauce and more sauce. It doesn't help I'm going into the fucking cold wearing a thin clothes. Whelp. At least I didn't wear the qipao. And you know what's next? Fireworks. Fucking. Fireworks If I don't freeze to death, the chances are my thin clothes are going to catch on fire. hahahha just kidding im not that stupid amirightoramiright okay no chances are im going to run wild like a duck and get hit by a rocket or something my stupidity shall be the death of me -- That was written yesterday when it was Chinese New Year for me. XD I guess I passed out since it was almost 1AM when I came back. Well, in the end my clothes didn't catch on fire, but the grass did and firemen had to come out to extinguish it. And then I guess we ran the fuck out of there as fast as we could. Oh well. CNY shenanigans. *o* what did you guys do during CNY?
pocket minecraft is cool but then when it's not peaceful shit hits the fan and I board up all the entrances and craft a fuck ton of swords ,_, what hahahha ahahahah no ah hah hahahahha my stories suck HAH
Yes your stupidity shall be the deaths of you lol Jk Im American but I recognize all holidays in other countries because its a fun cultural learning experience. So what I did was went to my grandmas and she and I both went to geishas a sushi bar by our house, well they were serving a lot because of the CNY and I'm a Chinese food/sushi junkie lol I'd eat it in my sleep! All in all we had a great time got to watch a few fireworks and we got to see this really awesome Chinese dance thingy.
Oooh, Japanese food. I cannot get enough of the salmon. I just- all the sashimi and the riceballs AND EVERHTHING. It's so deliciooooous
I like this thing called marylin monroll it's an eel roll doused in eel sauce with a slice of salmon on top and these shrimp breading things it's delicious !