Your Mom Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Toy-Soldier2, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Yo momma so smart, she didn't want to waste her energy by teaching you how to read or spell 


    It's a nice version 
     
  2. Phillip is right. He was being nice.
     
  3. 
     
  4. Your mom suports BadBoy 2013 
     
  5. Your mama so nice she made me pancakes 
     
  6. Your moms so short that I have her enjoy ride for child's only
     
  7. Your mums such a sugared plum when I felt really Itchy she put 1 Litre of cream on my arm n massaged it really nicely. Lol
     
  8. You mamma so hawt she on play boy


    Any i watch her every night before bed 
     
  9. I took video that day 
     
  10. Lol HILARIOUS 
     
  11. Your mama is so nice she did me a favor...in bed!
     
  12. I did your mom.... A favor

    By making you.... A Sandwich

    But we forgot the Condom.... Ments.

    So she showed me her pussy.... Cat
     
  13. Damn you censors you ruined my joke!