Your Mom Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Toy-Soldier2, Feb 6, 2013.

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  1. Hey everyone, 

    Instead of 'Your moms so Fat' Jokes why don't we all start Your moms so nice jokes! Here's an example ...'Your moms so nice that when I tripped up and cut my knee... She gave me a Bandaid!' the world would be a happier and better place and the community overall would be lovely
     
    #1 Toy-Soldier2, Feb 6, 2013
  2. 
     
    #2 00_Nein, Feb 6, 2013
  3. Yes but we'd all do this
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    #3 697panda, Feb 6, 2013
  4.  Just a Suggestion
     
    #4 Toy-Soldier2, Feb 6, 2013
  5. Like this?


    Your mom is so fat! We're all concerned for her health? 


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    #5 IYP-ToxiiC_PhanTom, Feb 6, 2013
  6. !*
     
    #6 IYP-ToxiiC_PhanTom, Feb 6, 2013
  7.  your moms so nice! That when I was thirsty she handed me a fine bottle of H2o
     
    #7 Toy-Soldier2, Feb 6, 2013
  8. I'm just messin wit u soldier it's a nice suggestion but people in this world aren't that nice
     
    #8 697panda, Feb 6, 2013
  9. Your moms so crazy, I helped her find the nearest mental institution 
     
    #9 00_Nein, Feb 6, 2013
  10. The niceness....it's too gay XD
     
    #10 *HerpDerpinson (01), Feb 6, 2013
  11. Your moms so nice she gave me an reac around...
     
    #11 Josh, Feb 6, 2013
  12. Your moms so nice we call her the illegal car lot.

    No Drivers license

    She'll let you test drive her.

    No job !
    Bad credit!

    Np one goes home empty handed

    At your moms illegals car lot she doesn't believe in NO!

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    #12 Pax_-Morrissey_boy, Feb 6, 2013
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    Your moms is so cool that she made the monorail cat.
     
    #13 *The_Cash_Lover2 (01), Feb 6, 2013
  14. Yo mama so nice that she let me do homework in school.

    Yo mama so nice she chew the food for me

    Yo mama so nice she replaced the toilet with a bigger hole so i wont have to worry about aiming

    Yo mama so nice she became the tv remote for me
     
    #14 infinity_dudez, Feb 6, 2013
  15. Your mom the nicest women I know... I love that ho
     
    #15 Pax_-Morrissey_boy, Feb 6, 2013
  16. Your mom is so nice, she let me sleep over in the 5th grade? She made us cookies and let us stay up past 9:30
     
    #16 renamed7873, Feb 6, 2013
  17. Yo mamma so nice she let me do anything to her 
     
    #17 -GOOD-LolUMadBro, Feb 7, 2013
  18. Like buy her cookies at the bake sale
     
    #18 renamed7873, Feb 7, 2013
  19. Yo momma so cute, i thought she was your sister.
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    #19 The_Chosen_Few, Feb 7, 2013
  20. Ure mom so ugly tht when peolpe see her they die like in juese named x dead :)
     
    #20 *littlenikiniki (01), Feb 7, 2013
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