Dear diary, My lovely grandson just got me this app on my new ipod touch. He says I can write all my diaries in here and finally figure out what is going on.
February 2nd Dear diary, Today was a pleasantly unpleasant day. The super bowl was on and many many people were gathered around the tele. I dont know whatto do. I can watch my I love lucy. Way better than some super bowl I mean who just sits around looking at a big ol bowl. Whats so interesting about this big freakin bowl? It gots some spaghetti in it or what? Got mold growin in it for pete's sake? What a disgusting ordeal. I took a knife to a boy and cut shoulder. Everyone was up in arms and dispersed. Now to watch my I love lucifer!
February 4th Dear diary, Today I woke up really drowsy. I think I forgot to take my pain medication last night. I was very dizzy as I walked out of my room. I was very hungry so I headed to the stairs. I took a few steps, each with my knee creaking as it bent. Then in a haze my knee got cramped and I proceeded to lose grip on the railing and fall and roll down the stairs. I landed on my youngest grandson and I think he may have broke his hand as he we both collapsed and he tried saving himself. unfortunately for me i got some blood on my shirt. I got up to find that he had broken his nose as well and ordered him to make me some breakfast. what a lousy child. Cant do anything now a days except make a mess