Gather up, crowd around, For spikes got a new man around. For those of you that don't know, It's valentines day in ten days, And my fine specimen of a chap is here with me, And is, ladies and gentlemen wait for it, SIIIIIINNNGGGLLLEEEEE Without further ado, My guest at this time. KIIIIIIINNNGGCAAAAALLLL, This chap with mighty strong stats (eh ladies, sir Lancelot?) good for defending his valentines princess, with a heart as big as his.............. I'm starting the bidding at, 1 valentines card!
At no point in the conversation did I threaten the grandmother, I quote: 'As long as you put the pretty wall art for valentines day on my wall' :3