LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS INTRODUCING.....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Crystals_Banana_Buddy-, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. Gather up, crowd around,
    For spikes got a new man around.


    For those of you that don't know,
    It's valentines day in ten days,
    And my fine specimen of a chap is here with me,
    And is, ladies and gentlemen wait for it,
    SIIIIIINNNGGGLLLEEEEE


    Without further ado,
    My guest at this time.



    KIIIIIIINNNGGCAAAAALLLL,

    This chap with mighty strong stats (eh ladies, sir Lancelot?) good for defending his valentines princess, with a heart as big as his..............

    I'm starting the bidding at,

    1 valentines card!

     
  2. My cousin....ill bid 
     
  3. That's 5 valentines cards from Kandy,
    Any advances on 5?
     
  4.  I'm sad.
     
  5. Cal!! Don't give in!!!
     
  6.  Nobody bid
     
  7.  my poor cousin needs love
     
  8. I was forced into this, he threatened to take my grandmother
     
  9. I'll farm him, Cal. I got ya.
     
  10. No! I will go on a journey and save the grandmother of Cal!
     
  11. oh grandma Azzy it's okay cal ill take you  
     
  12. At no point in the conversation did I threaten the grandmother,

    I quote:

    'As long as you put the pretty wall art for valentines day on my wall'

    :3
     
  13. A sub-sandwich!
     
  14. 20 valentine cards 
     
  15. I didn't think cal was homosexual...
     
  16. Half a sub-sandwich!
     
  17. hawk lol


    30 cards
     
  18. Any advances on 20 valentines cards and half a sammich?