-- Everything belongs to the genius that is Andrew Hussie. I own NOTHING. ;n; This ship is erisol, majorly erisol, totally erisol, and completely erisol. Minor possible ships include arafef, karezi, davejade, johnvris, gamtav, hinted onesided johnkat, hinted onesided davekat (haha wow karkat control your hormones), totally fluffy pale equinep, AND OUR GLORIOUS LESBIAN STARS, ROSEMARY. Yeah okay those are just the short list of things that I ship. Read homestuck, guys. It's perfect. Seriously, and I never spend my summer holidays locked up in my room reading comics. This is special. This is it. This is your FUTURE. *twinkle doki sparkles* -- You're not sure what it is about Eridan Ampora that makes your heart thump with loathing and absolute shittiness. And by shittiness, you guess you mean that dumb beat in your stupid chest that comes every two seconds whenever he steps into the classroom with the arrogant look glued onto his face. His eyes are grey like mist, but whenever you look through his bespectacled eyes you see the faintest glint of lavender. They're captivating, complimenting him well with the soft auburn curls that frame his angular face. The violet streak that cuts through the middle makes it crude and sort of ruins it, but then again it goes along well with the crooked perfection that is him. Yes, it is him. It is the annoying fishprick who buys overpriced coffee and has the dumbest most nauseating fashion sense, who will be the one who fucks up your future, and your life. Welcome to college, Sollux Captor. Your life will never be the same again. -- caligulasAquarium [CA] started pestering twinArmageddons [TA] CA: so sol CA: wwhats up You're not sure how to reply to that. As soon as you got to your computer, the first thing that popped up was the obnoxious purple text greeting you along with the strange typing quirk you never quite (but always did) understood. Just reading the three lines gave you chills up your spine, in that strange way you can't really define. You even read it with his strange and alluring accent inside your head, letting the one syllable word that is your nickname roll around the gears that spin. You're tempted to play nice and actually respond without snark, but that wouldn't be fun now would it? Just you and the most pompous jerk in the universe throwing insults back at one another. Obviously. TA: bug off fish2tiick ii've got better thing2 two do. CA: wwoww sol wway to be a dick CA: wwho shovved a stick up your ass anywway You smirk at his terrible comeback. You miss these conversations, picking at his taste in fashion, taste in everything. But you should play fair. After all, this is Eridan Ampora you're talking about, and it's like 2AM in the morning. Hell if you're going to waste studying time because of some dumb idiot. TA: iit'2 biiology. It takes an appalling amount of time for him to respond. Your right hand is still hovering over the keyboard, while you continue scribbling down random answers on the paper with your left. It's only when the graphite breaks do you curse under your breath and reach for a new pencil, not bothering to find a sharpener in dark abyss that is your drawer. It's then that you meet Eridan's terrible violet text once again. CA: oh CA: need help TA: no thanks fiish for braiin2. CA: wwoww sol wway to be a dick TA: heh. CA: anywway CA: if you dont need my glubbin amazin help then at least help me wwith my calculus homewwork then God, you can already hear his obnoxious accent inside your head. TA: go do iit your2elf. CA: pleeeeease sol pleaaaaase TA: jesus fuck fiine now 2top actiing liike a fiive year old kiid. CA: hah im jokin sol CA: hell if im spendin my beauty sleep on math CA: ivve got other things to do that should be more productive than doin shitty calculus TA: ju2t giive up on your 'beauty 2leep'. TA: you'll alway2 be ugly. TA: and what would you be doiing? you've got nothiing goiing on. CA: fuck you sol CA: at least im more handsome than you are CA: tch CA: im wworkin my ass off wwith studyin literature CA: it may seem unusual to you but at least i put dedication to my subjects CA: wwell CA: excludin calculus an such CA: but yes so get used to knowwin that i TA: oh boy. CA: eridan ampora TA: je2u2 fuck not thiis agaiin. CA: GO SUCK ON A BULGE SOL You're laughing even as you type on the keyboard, and stiffling or trying to muffle your laughter won't do jackshit. He's so full of himself, you think. So, soooo full of himself. TA: nah. CA: ugh fine wwhatever TA: heh[/color[ CA: an as i wwas sayin TA: oh ye2 plea2e, enliighten me. CA: i actually do hide under my bed sheets wwith a flashlight and printed sheets of shakespeare evvery night CA: i actually do havve a passion for studyin CA: unlike YOU TA: you're 2oooo uniique. TA: oooh mr ampora oooh 2woon. CA: a course i am TA: do you take black and whiite photography wiith a viintage camera two? CA: as a matter of fact CA: yes CA: yes i do CA: care to see the pictures sol CA: theyre quite magnificent CA: but a course youd knoww nothin bout beauty TA: oh my god. TA: you're 2uch a lo2er. CA: thats comin from the geek wwho spends ten hours on his computer codin TA: dont act liike you're no better, and tho2e ten hour2 earn me money two 2ave up for college 2o fuck you. TA: people pay me for my code2 and two fiix theiir 2hitty computer2. cue your 2tiinkiing hiighne22 ampora. CA: ugh CA: no need to get your panties in a bunch sol CA: i get it CA: im not as clueless as you think i am yknoww TA: could have fooled me. CA: oh shut it CA: at least ivve got a passion TA: mhm, 2ure you do. CA: cod sol wwil you stop bein a sarcastic dick suckin ingrate for a second TA: ii'm 2orry but you're not a2 iintere2tiing a2 you thiink you are. CA: its not my fault you dont bother takin the time to knoww more about me You stop typing for a second, and arch your eyebrows. Know nothing? You know that he stutters like a fool whenever he's nervous or embarrassed, fidgets in his seat like a dumbass when he doesn't know the answer, writes in cursive because he's a fancy asshole, wears vintage clothing and flaunts it like a flamboyant prick, and just drives you insane with his ridiculous (and hot) accent. God, you hate him so much. And— Wait. Why does he keep telling you to go suck on a bulge? TA: and what ii2 wiith you and telliing me two 2uck a dick? CA: oh my COD SOL TA: ii'm ju2t 2ayiing TA: you u2e that a2 an iin2ult liike all the tiime. CA: wwell guess wwhat sol CA: go choke on a bulge TA: 2oooo oriigiinal. CA: hmph TA: don't get 2o prii22y. CA: youre a asshat TA: ooh ii'm 2o offended. CA: you should be TA: go fuck yourself CA: <3 Your chest bumps at the sight of that symbol. Wow. Okay. You're speechless. And very, very disturbed. TA: ... ewwww. This will not end well. -- I am so sorry guys! BB coding is an ass! And this really came from a kickass RP I did. I was the Eridan! D
Hehehehe. Sorry about that! This is a Homestuck fanfiction, but it's set in an alternate universe so all the characters are human with different backstories. Well, yeah, okay. The guy with the purple text's name is Eridan Ampora, and the guy with the yellow text is Sollux(ander) Captor. XD
Never thought id see homesick fanfiction on here, the prose that you used in the beginning for sollux seemed a little too- forgive the pun- purple prose for sollux and would have fit eridan a bit better in my opinion but its pretty good none the less. I like that you took the time to colour their text.
Haha. Thanks! BB coding is such an ass. ,_, They don't have mustard yellow, so I stuck with gold instead. Dx I just love Homestuck so much. ;u;
Ikr? best webcomic. Great story not to mention how fast it updates, and the interactive flashes too! And the fandom is pretty awesome when their done geeking out. anyway are you planning on writing more for this? I think it has the potential to be really good!