Funny V-Day Poem Contest!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *nicestpersonever (01), Feb 3, 2013.

  1. I like cheesecake
    I like fries
    All of it just goes to your thighs
    That's why I'm alone on valentines day
    All them guys just run away 
    #ForeverAlone
     
  2. Under 10M seems a lil weird
     
  3. Phillip 
     
  4.  are you laughing at me? 
     
  5. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dnt run away I love you
    Catching you quick as fast as I can you out ran me when I tripped over a man
    catching my breath looking stupid guess I missed ya where's Cupid
     
  6. I sound like a stalker lol wow
     
  7. I'm different yea I'm different this Valentine's day I pull to my ex with my feelings missing lol
     
  8. Sugar honey ice tea
    Is a lil pricey
    On Valentine's Day
    Darling you thought I was going to pay
    If you don't know I'm chocolate crazy
    Your ass is obviously lazy
    And if there happens to be a 'delay'
    You ain't getting no loving that day
     
  9. Sopfi I love ur other one
     
  10. OK that's who is gifting Kool
     
  11. Sopfi ur welcome I sound like a stalker in mine
     
  12. I'll make more of my poems when I think of them 
     
  13. Roses are Grey
    Violets are Grey
    Everything its Grey
    Damn.....im a DOG