My most weird/awkward moment was last week.... I asked my teacher to GOTO the washroom and he said "why" and my friend whispered to me "say the runs" so I replied to the teacher "the runs" then everyone laughed and he said yes but when I got back to class he told me to GOTO the office and bring my stuff with me, he sent me there to call my parents asking if I could go home. You wanna know what my parents said "NO!" so I had to go back to class being called "mr.diaherria" (I'm not sure if I Spelt that right) and I didn't even have the runs
Lol I was in the store earlier and this guys pants was saggin and I told him to pull them up and he started cussing me out... So I simply replied "Fine let ever one see your shit stain on your tidy whiteys"