Soooo. Let's talk money. Better yet, how to spend it. Or in this case, how to not spend it. One rose. Singular. Red. Healthy. 100k. ~10 roses. Plural. Red. Healthy. 100m. Makes sense, doesn't it?
F...logic Dead roses cost 300M Red roses cost 100M How come dead roses is more expensive than the red roses who is basically not dead? Maybe 200M for the killer who killed the roses you kidding me?
Think about it. There's a perfectly logical explanation to the rose market prices. A single rose doesn't have much going into it. A little dirt. Some water. And time. After the supplies are paid for and the employees get their share in the profit, the single rose ends up costing around 75k. The 25k is just a cushy profit for the manufacturers. Think of how much more goes into 10 roses. More dirt and water (and we all know how expensive the good dirt is) and more employees. But that still would only cost around a million to make. The real cost here is the fancy piece of silk used to tie the roses together. Each silkworm is worth OVER 9000!!! dollars because the Chinese have the market cornered. It takes a lot of silkworms to make enough silk to make the bow. And it takes a lot of bows to keep up with the enormous PiMD demand for silly gifts. But let's not forget the facilities that need to be built to house all of this. And the silkworm workers need to be paid as well. This all goes toward the insane prices of a bouquet of roses. And now for the dead roses. These take the most time to make and we all know time is money. That's just a small portion of the cost, however. The real cost comes in from the profits made on the other types of roses. Let me explain. With the higher income, Obama has placed the manufacturer of rose products in a higher tax bracket. They pay 95% of all income to the government, who then gives all of the money to lazy people. But that's beside the point. Back to the roses. The manufacturer now owns 3 buildings; the rose factory, the silk factory, and now the rose killing factory. Because they own more than 2 buildings, they have a mandatory property tax that is paid annually and is worth 25% of the value of the company. With all of this in mind, you can clearly see why roses are so expensive. And for the people too lazy to read, roses cost so much because Obama. That is all.
Is iex suggesting that my roses are infested with Chinese silkworm? I hope so for the price For the extra 100 mill, I hope they're all dead and nasty with the dead roses
But the dead roses are gorgeous! Can't you see how much care they took into making the petals look so wilted and hideous? It's precious. ,_,
Oh heavens no! If they had to replace the silkworms with every batch of roses, science wouldn't be able to explain the price!
They could be cheap, imported silkworms that are willing to work for less than minimum wage and rubbish conditions?
Silk worms are now rich . Democracy or not they accepted their living condition and make the most of it.
I didn't even consider the dead flowers being 300m I saw them once, decided it wasn't worth it, and moved on.