Im so bored right now and was reading a jokes from chuck norris ever wants to share their jokes feel free to share When chuck norris barrows money from you, you pay him back. When cops see chuck norris, they slow down When chuck norris pulls his clothes out of the dryer theyr already folded Chuck norris doesnt turn off the lights when he walks in a room... He turns of the darkness Chuck norris made the happy meal cry When chuck norris adds milk to the rice krispies, they shut the fvck up Chuck norris can win a game a game of connect four in only three moves chuck norris's daughter lost her vrgnty and he got it back addition to that she is now known as the virgn mary chuck norris doesnt lick his postage stamps he just looks at them and they wet themselves Have fun posting if you have any to share lol
Guy One: Who do you think would win in a fight? Superman or Batman! Guy Two: Chuck Norris. Guy One: Chuck Norris wasn't an option. Guy Two: Chuck Norris is always an option.
When a zombie bites chuck Norris, chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie,the zombie turn into chuck Norris lol