chuck norris's jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GreenTease, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. Im so bored right now and was reading a jokes from chuck norris ever wants to share their jokes feel free to share

    When chuck norris barrows money from you, you pay him back.

    When cops see chuck norris, they slow down

    When chuck norris pulls his clothes out of the dryer theyr already folded

    Chuck norris doesnt turn off the lights when he walks in a room... He turns of the darkness

    Chuck norris made the happy meal cry

    When chuck norris adds milk to the rice krispies, they shut the fvck up

    Chuck norris can win a game a game of connect four in only three moves

    chuck norris's daughter lost her vrgnty and he got it back addition to that she is now known as the virgn mary

    chuck norris doesnt lick his postage stamps he just looks at them and they wet themselves

    Have fun posting if you have any to share lol
     
  2. Chuck Norris jokes  old but gold
     
  3. Chuck Norris jokes are getting lame
     
  4. Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land
     
  5. Jackie Chan is better
     
  6. Don't let chuck Norris read this
     
  7. Guy One: Who do you think would win in a fight? Superman or Batman!
    Guy Two: Chuck Norris.
    Guy One: Chuck Norris wasn't an option.
    Guy Two: Chuck Norris is always an option.
     
  8. When a zombie bites chuck Norris, chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie,the zombie turn into chuck Norris lol
     
  9. Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of his friend's pick-up as a joke
    Now we have Optimus Prime
     
  10. Lol
     
  11. Chuck Norris don't have to wipe his booty it self cleans itself