The following people deserve my most sincere apology: PervyUnicorn: I am incredibly sorry for eating the last of your Vegemite. I forget that you Aussies are crazy about that weird paste. And I mean, Walking Dead brain-craving crazy. Nickieee: I am truly sorry about melting all of your crayons then pouring the contents into the top tank of your toilet. I really thought it would make every flush turn the water a different color. How was I to know it would flood your house? Insatiable_Ana: I apologize most contritely for eating chili with garlic, peppers and onions then giving you a Dutch Oven. Where I come from (Pleasant Dreams Mobile Estates) that is considered foreplay. I thought your tears were from joy. KandyBear: I am sorry that I have not dog-piled on you for all the Very Wrong Things you have done and will ever do over the course of your life. I have been remiss in my duty as Supreme Arbiter of Morality. I promise I will try harder. OOPSIE: I am sorry that I have not done anything to warrant your solipsistic trolling. I know you must always Be Correct, and I should be doing my part to set up a circumstance whereby you can exercise your Powers of Smartness. To everyone else, please take time from your busy day to accept my apology. These forums must remain safe for back-biting, bullying, trolling, poorly thought out screeds, and requests for girlfriends/boyfriends. I have not done enough to keep the standards nice and low.
Your paying for those repairs and a new box of crayons The 64 pack with the sharper in the back please
I was a garden tool once but that was... a long time ago Actually, I think it was last week sometime
I'd accept your apology, but I've very nearly met an untimely demise. Apparently I've asphyxiated on your toxic fumes and have been rendered unresponsive beneath the sheets. Please send an oxygen tank and puffy Cheetos, thank you.
I umm... At all the cheese puffs I guess ANOTHER forum apology is needed before my fiancée farms me. Again.