Pun thread :D

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *The_Cash_Lover2 (01), Jan 21, 2013.

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  1. CashLover: number 2 would make more sense if it said "I got OVER it" instead of "I got OFF it"
     
    #21 *OneAndOnly_Kaceyy (01), Jan 21, 2013
  2. Auto correct. I've already been corrected though.
     
    #22 *The_Cash_Lover2 (01), Jan 21, 2013
  3. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

    Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.


    Shall I continue?

    The_Cash_Lover2 Pun Master
     
    #23 *The_Cash_Lover2 (01), Jan 21, 2013
  4. Two apples were talking
    #1 Apple: aren't we apple to get bruised easily?
    #2 Apple: I think you may be COREct
     
    #24 *NinaNina1 (01), Jan 21, 2013
  5. These aren't punny at all, I want to cry their that TEARible
     
    #25 *NinaNina1 (01), Jan 21, 2013
  6. They're*


    Couldn't resist :3
     
    #26 *The_Cash_Lover2 (01), Jan 21, 2013
  7. This guys is talking to a guy named Paul

    Hey careful! You might PAUL downXD
     
    #27 *HerpDerpinson (01), Jan 21, 2013
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    #28 *DarkFallenAngel_221 (01), Jan 21, 2013
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    #29 *DarkFallenAngel_221 (01), Jan 21, 2013
  10. I went to open the freezer to check the Tesco's Burgers...AND THEY'RE OFF!

    For those of you who don't know, Tesco is a supermarket and their burgers have recently proven to have 29% horse meat in them.
     
    #30 iDontLikePeople2, Jan 21, 2013
  11. 

    What?!? I liked that one.

    
     
    #31 *clusterbomb (01), Jan 21, 2013
  12. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was bruised? He's all right now.

    
     
    #32 -GiganTOR-, Jan 21, 2013
  13. Thanks! Credit goes to comedian Jason Manford for the idea!
     
    #33 iDontLikePeople2, Jan 21, 2013
  14. [​IMG]
     
    #34 -SBO-GracieMonster, Jan 22, 2013
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    #35 -SBO-GracieMonster, Jan 22, 2013
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    #36 -SBO-GracieMonster, Jan 22, 2013
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    #37 -SBO-GracieMonster, Jan 22, 2013
  18. 
     
    #38 -SBO-GracieMonster, Jan 22, 2013
  19. Both my iPods are named Titanic 
    I think I changed it like in 2011 or sumtn..
    Lol.
     
    #39 ltachi, Jan 22, 2013
  20. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.
     
    #40 *CocoDream (01), Jan 22, 2013
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