Pun thread :D

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *The_Cash_Lover2 (01), Jan 21, 2013.

  1. CashLover: number 2 would make more sense if it said "I got OVER it" instead of "I got OFF it"
     
  2. Auto correct. I've already been corrected though.
     
  3. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

    Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.


    Shall I continue?

    The_Cash_Lover2 Pun Master
     
  4. Two apples were talking
    #1 Apple: aren't we apple to get bruised easily?
    #2 Apple: I think you may be COREct
     
  5. These aren't punny at all, I want to cry their that TEARible
     
  6. They're*


    Couldn't resist :3
     
  7. This guys is talking to a guy named Paul

    Hey careful! You might PAUL downXD
     
  8. I went to open the freezer to check the Tesco's Burgers...AND THEY'RE OFF!

    For those of you who don't know, Tesco is a supermarket and their burgers have recently proven to have 29% horse meat in them.
     
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    What?!? I liked that one.

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  10. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was bruised? He's all right now.

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  11. Thanks! Credit goes to comedian Jason Manford for the idea!
     
  12. Both my iPods are named Titanic 
    I think I changed it like in 2011 or sumtn..
    Lol.
     
  13. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.