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Are you an angel? Cus I have an erection

 

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I would call heaven and tell them an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hopin ur a slut..

Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes!!

wanna do something that rhymes with truck?

Hey baby, you like glazed or Cream filled?

Hi I'm a burgular! and I'm gonna smash your back door in

 

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

Boy: Do you work in subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl:

This makes me laugh every time oh dear

 

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

 

are u a cowgirl? cause I can see u riding me.

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I wouldn't mind being raped by you.

 

Hey r u tired?
Because u been running through my mind all day!

 

Me: I'm invisible!
Her: Really?
Me: Can you see me?
Her: Yes.
Me: How about tomorrow night? 

 

Monkey : Long slow lick on the face
Monkey Girl : 
Minkey : You're Yummy!!!

 

You know what.. you look like my next boyfriend.  lol its old school ikr chill.. haha

 

If u said that to anyone i know they would slap the heck out of u and torture u

 

I have been laughin all 4 hour my jaws hurt

 

I'm not Batman but you make my dark knight rise

 

i am thor ... do u wanna see my hammer? 

 

Here's a cheesy one
Waz that an earthquake?
Cuz u just rocked my world